He actually believes he's not an alcoholic if he doesn't go to meetings.
I like how you try to look sexy and just end up looking like a weird boy.
I'm so proud of us for fucking the same friend group before we met in a completely unrelated instance.
I'll be honest with you, my dick was out at that point in time.
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Miller High Life will be the death of me. Well, that and shower sex.
you seemed to enjoy falling down hill
wow, never heard the last few months of my life put so succint
Because her vagina is one of those illusive black holes that leads to a parallel universe where he is king and the sea is made of beer! That is why they are together!
Atlanta road trip update. Jimmy fell into the petting tank at the aquarium. And freaked out. With cops now... Keep you posted
Qdoba locked their bathrooms last night.. I suppose so people didn't pee all over them? I considered it counter productive considering I just peed on the outside of their building then. I had to pee
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We should totally stay in at new years, have sex and try to time orgasm to the countdown
They need 20 oz Capri suns with liquor. Douches need to grow up with their clients
I mean there are things broken right and left, I woke up surrounded by dog statues, and we had a vodka bubble bath.
Side note: I just realized that I can make my hand warmers double as a heated push up bra.
How are you feeling this morning?
Well, I just found day old puke in my bra, so I've been better.
man fuck you i am a delight. you're the one who fucking set his tree on fire while high
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