so after all day drinking, we went to an all u can eat crab place and i was going from table to table surveying the crowd if they though the crab i was carrying around looked like the flying dog from never ending story...what the hell is wrong with me?
Want to come to my BBQ and Blow party?
If your dick isn't up when i get home you're catching tonight.
the caf people were giving us weird looks and she yelled ITS A LIFE STYLE
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sooo... you have no idea who nailed their tubesocks to my wall?
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
I sat on my couch last night watching What Women Want, eating ice cream, and sobbing "why doesn't she like me?" Why was I born a man?
I spy something regrettable...
Oh my god. Stop!! It was one time and I still can't believe it.
I ate shrooms on a frozen river in an ice fishing shack after a day of vics and beer and walked around on the river in a stupor. They made me bite the head off of a fish.
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DROP EVERYTHING! Gatta go get tested for herpes, lets make an adventure out of it.
At the funeral we'll say nice things, like "She was delightfully extreme, psychotically wonderful, and could probably drink all you fuckers under the table."
That's literally the perfect eulogy
He's drinking on a hospital bracelet, the fuck's your excuse?
Are we at that point yet where I can just say "I want you to sit on my face"? If not, want to go out for "drinks"?
Not now. Out of camp chairs. Carving a new one with a chainsaw. Mushrooms are starting to kick and I gotta get this done NOW.
as a self proclaimed hoe im ok with a lotta things but that is not fucking one of them
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