It's American, baby! There ain't nothin gross about America.
and technically it was a rebound
so lol
and then you got rebounded for the same girl he rebounded you for and still never scored ... it was like watching an LA Clippers game
i have now learned nap means the same thing as sex in college
She made me add her as a friend on fb before she got into my bed... I sense a stalker
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
Caught my drug dealer jacking off. I think this is a new step in our relationship
He's taking me to Burger King to celebrate losing my virginity..
this must be what syphilis tastes like
FYI: telling a guy his dick is more impressive than you remembered it - they don't take it as a compliment.
Vodka tonic time....wish me luck!
Go for it my man. I'm saving my shit show night for tomorrow. Gonna make it a big one just to let the entire bar know why I'm single
drinking right out of the bottle and nobody bats an eye.
its good to be home.
Hey sorry for being annoying last night, I just realized how many times I yelled "JORDAN!" during and after playing pong.
Woke up and took my pants off only to realize that I was wearing my shirt from last night as my underwear
It's like if you wanna bond just do a ropes course or have group sex you don't have to be weird about it
Who was that dick in the suit telling us to stop drinking?
The priest.
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