STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
Jesus can read your poker face... He is not pleased
ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
He was in me and said I can't believe this happened because of facebook. MOOD KILLER.
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WHY AREWNT YOU HERE SO MUCH FUN STUFF DO IT GET IN CAR NOW caps lock
but you must be fair and judge his penis by normal penis standards and not let your vision be clouded by the rare gem of a penis you have recently encountered
hungover waitressing a bar association event. im being judged by actual judges.
I'm hungover as hell. I'm dying. I have no skin left on my knees
It's ok. I will share any beautiful men that I drug and leave unconscious on my bed. I'm that kind of friend.
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Thank god crabs can't live on your head. Thank god.
Last night at McDonalds, you lied across the counter, pulled up your shirt and yelled "BODY SHOTS"...
Things my liver can't take in one weekend. Surprise nights off at work and male strippers. Woke up jaundiced.
Life lesson 8263 if drinking a beer in the shower be careful when shampooing... Tresemme flavored rolling rock sucks
Also did I tell you guys about the time that I balled for like an hour at a frat and made them play wagon wheel and then cleaned their bathroom
Look, I tried but his dick tasted like disappointment.
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