At least we don't have one night stands
True that. We sink our claws in our men.
No one knows who he is but he hasn't missed a shot in beer pong yet. He's dressed as lance armstrong and is tearing shit up.
oh dear god, that would be like watching to female walruses mate. We need to stop going to that lesbian bar...
I only know two things that kitchen floors are good for... sex and quesadillas that got dropped. You know, the five second rule
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I may not have eyeballs after all the drunk naked people having sex outside.
I also witnessed that same parrot perched on the head of a man grinding with a girl.
Interesting. As a girl I don't know how okay I would be with that.
She seemed pretty into it.
Megan brought her friend up last night, greeted her by drunkedly taking a piss all over her duffle bag of clothing
Dude, all I know is that I came out of this thing wearing a snorkel mask and completely covered in glitter and soap.
Remind me to tell you how I've been deaf since Sunday at 1245
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painting my nails while super high-drunk. Ended up painting my entire hands. Both.
I just drove my booty call to his booty call, if that isn't spreading the love, I don't know what is.
Erin was right. There were bees at the after hours.
I've had more orgasms than showers this week.
He tripped and fell all the way to the ground and then stood right back with out spilling a drop of his 3/4 full glass of rum and coke. It was like watching something from the matrix
you know you’re single when you try to cook yourself a nice pasta dinner but you’re too weak to open the container of sauce and theres no one around to help you
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