well thats why i like him. because he makes you happy. on the other hand i think he masturbates too much while texting you.
I will fuck a handful of worms if you hold them
I found the pot of gold last night, and it was full of bad decisions.
we were having sex and the sweat made her make up run... seriously laid there and watched her face just melt into ugly.
I honestly get shocked all over again every time I pull his pants down. It's one of those feelings you never get tired of.
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
Finding out he was uncircumcised by feeling his foreskin in my mouth was NOT ideal. New rule. Lights ALWAYS on.
This hickey is now green and covers half my neck. I have an alien hickey. I think he thought my neck was dinner.
SURVIVAL MODE. WE CAN DO THIS. Celebratory survived-working-christmas-retail sex to follow
I'll be home soonish I need 4th of July sex, it's the American thing to do.
Brah, we should get a "do not disturb sign"... I can't have people knocking on the door while I'm high, it fucks with me way too much.
My dad told me to bring weed to easter Sunday dinner..
...I just added shower water to my vodka on ice\n#sendhelp
Dad danced on top of the bar with me last night. And has a video of me doing a beer bong.
All I heard was "sit on my face" "okay" and muffled screaming. I'm still disappointed.
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