can we get nightvision for the apartment?
It was like his mom forgot to breastfeed him and he was making up for lost time.
when the lights went off, all i could see was the glowing of the camera light in the closet... i got the fuck out of there so fast.
If a Romanian girl's marriage isn't considered legal in the US then she's fair game right?
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she drove 3 hrs one way just to sleep with me. I felt bad complaining about paying for condoms.
we all took turns holding you up and pretending that you were simba and that we were presenting you to the jungle
I'm gonna take my bong and hot box the pirate ship in the daycare playground.
Why is there an ambulance refusal in my pocket? I'm never going drinking with you again.
I beat my mom's friend's boyfriend in a vodka chugging competition. Our generation FTW.
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Food poisoning on first date... Still rode the mechanical bull like a champ
I am not a slut. I'm just very open with how much I love to have sex. Stop judging.
My neck is PURPLE. This is NOT a good day to be indoctrinated by the cardinal...
And by not handle it I mean it makes me want to sit on his face
I just feel like if we dated, he'd just be crying the entire relationship
I don't remember that much at all. But I guess I met this guy from New Zealand and his dog, and then I punched someone in the face.
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