Alex, there's no such thing as a fancy sex store.
I'm so high, I forgot to harvest my farmville crops....noooooooo.
Worst stoner tragedy.
just saw a girl throwing up in a taco bell nacho cantainor going 60 down the highway
I didn't want to talk to him so I just started telling him how important Jesus was to me
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
I'll be accepting presents in the forms of drinks, drugs, and orgasms. So any or all of those will be fine.
Hows that studying goin for you?
I'm in my bathtub in a robe and jeans smoking a bowl and my hair is covered in olive oil
Take off that red sweater and wear my vagina as a facemask.
Because at some point last night we decided that shotgunning beers from a paint stick was a good idea
She gave you a handy in the bar and you were surprised she was good with a dick?
Hahah good point
I can't even spell what he said he was on. And I had to call 4 people before someone had heard of it.
I would've fucked Winston Churchill - rode that D like I was going into battle.
I just need to find someone whose kink is financial submission.
I think my dick has healed enough that we can start having sex again
My professor congratulated me on turning my assignment in early. I didn't have the heart to tell him I only passed it in early cause my sex plans got canceled for the night.
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