Boobs. All I remember is boobs.
i have to go see a new gyno today. he's a male. i just took 3 shots of tequila. its almost like freshman year... drink alcohol, meet a strange man, let him play with my vagina.
So, I just sold my textbook to have money for Plan B.
I just got over my period in 3 days...I believe that is god's way of saying "go fuck an amazingly attractive Italian boy on vacation"
We were trying to sober you with hotdog buns but you refused put half of it in your bra and said you'd save it for later
I have been drinking since 2. And I'm now chasing the cat around the house with a light saber. Anna's helping.
Just took last nights make up off with a sock. That hungover.
But he's not just anonymous male genitalia anymore. I've met him, I've seen his face.
He said "I can't wait for you to feel me inside of you so I can tell you gently that you're mine" and left me a 4 minute voice mail of him crying after I told him I didn't want to be with him. 30 year olds are off limits.
You understand the drunkenness of my drunkenness
I'm glad that even though we are states apart our whorish hearts beat as one
the only two hours i was sober on this trip and i managed to break my toe. no one will believe this.
This morning was so rough I can't even. I was cutting up vegetables for my omelet on the floor. THE FLOOR. I sat on the floor because I felt like I was gonna vom.
it was like fucking a Mumford & Sons song
Worst way to find out I have a half sister
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