Never fear I pulled out... she had "lies about taking birth control" written all over her
Eric said he heard us having sex the other night. He said i did a great job.
I think I might be in your shoes. Except they are actually my shoes. Either way these shoes are wasted.
i think i got so emotional from a mix of getting my period and slapping the bag like five times
judging by the pasta sauce and dirty pans i spent my blackout being emeril
i no longer feel bad for not doin my schoolwork. im watching a porn in french. this MUST qualify as studying.
She bit a glass in half.
The twins are whispering in turkish together. I think I did something bad last night.
Lost gin update. Blackout me found and re-hid the bottle. Left a note to myself saying, "GOOD LUCK, SUCKER!"
during a bj, his alarm went off and he said "At the buzzer"
Well apparently I'm no fun since I won't have a threesome with him and my mother.
I didn't know how wild the party was going to be until one girl brought her pet raccoon
I just want to have sex and eat dumplings. Is that so much to ask?
You're a wizard. You are a master of disguise. You are beautiful. I love you.
Cover for me. Stopped at Chris’ for a quickie. Broke a high heel and there’s jizz all over my black dress. Fuck pornstars for making workday sex look easy
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