Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
I took my vicodin with tequila. I can FEEL gravity...
Tis the season to puke in grandma's bathroom
okay i am so sorry that i pulled a knife on you last night but seriously that woman knows how to throw a party.
I can't blame him for thinking that then, placing a cone shaped potato chip on the tip of his penis post bj is not a normal act of love
I still have your make up all over the inside of my thighs from the face sitting. Free tonight?
Still not over the fact that we prayed to Jesus to help us win beer pong
Both of us came out of our rooms at the same time in boxers and sat on the couch. No words were spoken.
No I did a yoga dvd and hit my ex up via email for some pot in exchange for his mail.
So I've decided that blue balls for lesbians is rainbow balls and the struggle is real
All I want is a hot dog on a Saturday at 2:19 is that to much to ask?!
Apparently the guy with the moaning gf that lives above us is in my DES class... AWKWARD
we f'd six times
f'd?
its sunday, i cant say fucked
Got baked and laid and ate baked lays when I laid down while baking the brownies I I’m Superman
You’re still high, aren’t you?
Oh yeah
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