I saw her while sober, and she is definately cut off from the penis ride
You can now add 30,000 feet to the places where I have puked
he just ordered a side of pineapple and winked at me. too much for a first date. come get me.
Definitely just blazed with the housekeeper. That woman needs a raise
Of course she said it wasn't that good, I don't bring my A game to pity fuck the thrice divorced girl from work
Her thighs are so strong. I thought my head was gonna get crushed when I was eating her out
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
we're the same shoe size and he owns more pairs of heels than i do. this could be the beginning of a beautiful friendship
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
i need to start buying Plan B in bulk and leaving them at the door. I'm really sick of walking to CVS with my one-nighters
There's no good way to say, "sorry your son saw me naked on top of your brother"
I'm debating a nap but also debating breaking into the liquor cabinet
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
Double check your contract and see if it says anything about sleeping with your manager
Dude I woke up with a handprint shaped bruise on my ass, a pong ball in my cleavage, and somebody else's gold chain around my neck. Who's house am I in?
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