After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
I work with a guy that has a strong spanish accent. He just said "I have a plethora of ..." and I busted out into laughter b4 he finished his sentence b/c it reminded me of 3 amigos.
'fingered' and 'feelings' NEVER belong in the same sentence.
3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
No subtext here. People are naked.
some people offered us free beer as long as we shotgunned it and after you shotgunned four without pausing they took their offer back
He's just so adorable. And I don't want to fuck someone who's adorable.
My life is sponsored by tidy cat kitty litter, Bacardi rum, and plan b.
I don't know if I'm feeling really nervous right now or just extremely horny.
I couldn't do it. You can't break up after that many orgasms. It's physically impossible.
I ate a hotdog off the ground last night.
My boobs are literally freaking out because I've been wearing a bra for more than three hours....I need to go out more...
You were in no condition to manage a 3-way.
I guess when the asshole said “I really miss you and want to get back together” he actually meant “I’m banging a Hooters girl behind your back.”
I hope she gives him gonorhea
Our son just found our secret Sex Dungeon that is no longer hidden in our basement. He brought his Xbox and the TV down there he is currently sitting in the sex swing playing video games. What do I do?
Randomize
