it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
nailed a girl as she was wearing a darth vader shirt. Cross that one off my list.
I just heard a woman call her child a butt face. Repeatedly. He's crying now. I love walmart.
I woke up naked in my own vomit. Not even in my bed. No one is happy.
dude, i think we just came across a situation where tits weren't worth it.
he even offered to make my bed in the morning.
Before he took off his pants he paused and said, "Remember..sometimes great things come in small packages."
nah i think i'm gonna take my landlord's kids trick-or-treating instead. apparently the houses around here hand out wine to the adults and candy to the kids.
Finding out he was uncircumcised by feeling his foreskin in my mouth was NOT ideal. New rule. Lights ALWAYS on.
so i guess now we know you can get away with peeing mere feet from the Capitol if you shout IM PREGNANT at the guards
I am stoned and listening to the Olympics music I downloaded on Saturday. Best 6 dollars I have ever spent.
I guess your brother-in-law will have his day in the sun tonight after you leave. By that, I of course, mean he's gonna suck liquor milk out your sister's tits.
I'm by the tree and the Dora the explorer balloon .. Look for the Dora the explorer balloon
He totally fucked me in his Chewbacca socks
BRB. These cougars are squabbling over my junk and one of them is offering to pay my tuition
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