i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
I am so high I am beginning to unironically like Vanessa Carlton.
Question: Is it too early to claim April Fools on the text "can we do some lines before the concert" that I accidentally sent Mom?
Some creeps at the festival started talking to me, so I told them I was going change my tampon. Worked like a charm.
There was a canoe full of alcohol. It was literally a boat load of fun
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
if youre pregnant and ruin my spring break i'll never forgive you.
My stomach is revolting cause i have put food in it and no alcohol.
Hey do you think you can sew an adult onsie with easy access if you know what I mean!!?? It must have bunny feet.
Too lazy to make dinner. Had chocolate and scotch instead. Check in with me in a half hour.
I know. It's cray. Crayon. Crayolaaaaa.
do you want to shower with me?
only if we can drink the jungle juice while we shower
My heart feels like a grape in a barrel about to be crushed into wine
Next time you have him paint you an outfit so you can do you walk the street naked TAKE A SHOWER BEFORE YOU GET IN THE BED. MY sheets look like like an acid trip
Shit happens dude.
Shit doesn't just HAPPEN on the kitchen floor you asshole.
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