He started to lick my mole,thinking it was my nipple.
I blew a .224 after sleeping for 6 hrs, cleary im a champion
if you can see her tanning goggle line that's officially a deal breaker
We named our saturday intramural dodgeball team "we're hungover". Pretty much just an excuse to fuel my alcoholism on friday nights.
I'm sorry for throwing the cheese everywhere, but it wasn't my fault. No one was enforcing disipline so not really my fault for not behaving
slow down on the beer.. we don't need another pentabong projectile hot dog incident
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
Strike three, the fat brides maid they call shit puker also has herpes.
I piss off the neighbors just so I can have someone to compete with.
I just remembered I made you punch yourself in the face last night and I would like to formally apologize for that even though it was hilarious.
sooo the guy I beat last night in strip pong is the manager's husband at my new job...
I feel better now, I have multiple fuck buddies again
I thought you were dead but then you asked me if your tits looked good. They did.
Let's just say, I'm pretty sure you're banned from Skype.... like, forever.
Xanax, wine, and giving the neighbor blue balls. How about you?
Jesus, it’s Tuesday morning! Not back stage with Motley Crew
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