Then he told me he was 40. I'm not sure if I have enough Daddy issues to go for it
I learned his name tonight. This now makes him a real person. Obviously, I no longer want to sleep with him.
you don't understand, he speaks spanish and is tall. i have to do him.
Im drunk and they're making me play quiet game. Im scared. Baptists are here
No He hasn't done that since the time he came in his own eye
Uh yeah. I ate a brick of cheese. Didn't even cut it. We were admiring the teeth marks I was leaving. We decided it was the negative of my mouth
the number of desperate girls at the gym right now is unfair. it would be cruel not to let one blow me.
I feel like getting drunk at the airport is sort of a rite of passage into adulthood, but maybe i should reserve that occasion for a flight thats not just 1 hr
You can achieve whatever you wish in your imagination with some help from drugs
Go christen that room with your naked body.
It's now officially the Christmas season, so I have no shame in drinking evernog.
This kid wants me to stop partying. Like I have only known you for 5 days. Chill.
I didn't really understand how big 10 inches is. Now I know.
He fucked the hangover right out of me. That good.
i woke up to drewlling on a plate of eggrolls half naked halfway between my bed and the floor, and i have no idea where my pants went
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