I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
We're sending your burrito through the mail slot.
considering I showed up there after a xanax, 2 bottles of champagne and some coke, no shirt and someone else s husband... I'm sure you can figure that one out.
My arms are sore from holding up pukeahontas for so long
Question: should I be considering heels or is this the kind of night where I should plan on falling on my face regardless of my choice of footwear?
i told the cop we knew everyone at the party, it was 250 of our closest friends and she's like funny nobody on the balcony knew whose house this was
Thats why they were on the balcony!
Me hangover (as projected). That sounds like a plan. Ill do it for Mexico
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
So high, just applauded for a magic trick on Hulu.
She's hot and all. It's just I don't want to become Eskimo brothers with my sister
Lots of tissues. Maybe pizza. Only time will tell. The stages of political grief.
p.s i need to stop drunk texting my mom. she brings up text convos all the time and i have no idea what shes talking about...
I don't know where you went, but if you're anywhere near the liquor, pour me another drink
My life. Always pantsless and occasionally topless.
it was like where's waldo, only the stakes were much higher.
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