i'm gonna start putting 34DD under other qualifications on my bartender applications and see if that helps
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
There's nothing I can say to make me pepper spraying you any better
he kept saying that we were in ian's fun time place and then continued to act like a dinosaur.
He's going to be my graduation present to myself.
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
He is currently in a meeting and I am sexting him in Italian
And he's using Google translate to reply. Who says cross country relationships can't be fun?
you dont know your limits until you wake up with a black eye and a bruised rib and find out you got ran over by a bicycle last night
He put his burrito in the bag with his dildo.
I'm tired, but I'm gonna go with "I watched the debate last night and part of my soul died"
I mean, I already hooked up with her boyfriend. The least I can do is accept her facebook friend request.
I was told today that I'm the ugliest bartender in the area, so, I guess I have that going for me.
I was so high I could TASTE the fillings in my teeth
DO NOT FUCK YOUR ENGAGED GAY NEIGHBOR!
Wow first he impregnates you then he won't send you the sex tape you made together? Where has chivalry gone?
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