I just queefed in yoga class and now the old man next to me is smiling at me.
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
the first call I got in the morning was from visa fraud prevention so yeah it was one of those nights
Yeah, that's not really a good thing. Especially for a girl. You should get a tattoo on your stomach that says "Please wear a condom".
Can you bring me a pair of sunglasses to the bathroom please... Don't judge me.
either she was really happy we won flip cup, or she was too drunk to notice her boyfriend behind her.
At some point last night was I riding a garbage can.. Things are starting to come back to me
I'm not holding out much hope. She met me in a nighclub when I was arguing with the cigarette machine
Look on the bright side. Now you know the number for poison control.
I love you. Thanks for all the blowjobs.
He brought me bullshit flowers and a bullshit apology. Even shrek did more than that for Fiona. And he's an ogre. Does this not say anything about him?
Managed to get through family dinner without anyone knowing I was tripping balls. Christmas miracle. He exists.
Wellp yesterday was spent absurdly hungover and today was spent in planned parenthood so I hope that's not an indication of the year to come
I get off at 11. but they've been letting me go early cuz I've been crying a lot
That's okay I'm failing college because I'm to busy giving over the pant handjobs in class..
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