Remember that night when i almost got you arrested? Is that funny yet?
Congratulations on your moose knuckle.
Thank you. Really, it was an honor just being nominated.
So I went out tonight...met a guy who slightly resembled my dad,huge creeper, he asked me to "hang out" so I gave him my moms number since he was more her type:)
He yelled IN THE FACE!! while cumming on my face.
did you find a tooth?
did you lose one?
when you wake up try not to move. we are betting to see if more sprinkles stuck to you or the pong table.
...And then you kept screaming "cock mouth" in her face every time she tried to talk.
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
Do they make liter beers?
They make 40s
Do they make 2 liter beers
They make 2 40s
I ate shrooms on a frozen river in an ice fishing shack after a day of vics and beer and walked around on the river in a stupor. They made me bite the head off of a fish.
Pretty much all i've had today is sugar and orgasms
The Easter sex puns were too abundant
I just smoked part of an Oreo cuz I thought it was some hash you left
I just lived through a real life episode of jersey shore.
Left him blackout in the cab, gave 20$ to the cabbie and said drive until the meter said he wasn't getting a tip.
Bangkok has him now.
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