Pappa wants mamma naked
I think I died a long time ago.
well apparently i yelled MY VAGINA WAS ANNIHILATED and his whole family heard
i told her parents not too worry the way i do it girls dont get pregnant
I know I'm really high but I swear I just saw him beating off to his fantasy football roster.
Need a ride. Apparently screaming about the bartender's erectile dysfunction gets you kicked out.
he literally had a slideshow of all the girls hes had sex with pictures set to american woman
okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
15 year-old stoners have those problems. we're college students dude. dont be like that...
We didn't talk. I watched you drop an egg on the floor. And watched you praise your haunted broom.
Yeah man i woke up and only had a Jimmy John's wrapper covering myself..
He gave me twenty cool ranch tacos and declared, drunk, " Look, I do good"
there are no losers in shot checkers. only winners.
how does someone with a Masters Degree leave poop in an ashtray in the sink? It just blows my mind
i also remember watching someone vomit off a balcony which was kind of grim
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