i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
Billy Mays died!
I know. And the US is beating brazil...what's wrong with the world?
well we are all hammered and my parents are reminiscing about all the times they drove us home drunk from Christmas
As I was buying milk at the market, the lady at the checkstand said, "what? No alcohol today?" have I really earned THAT reputation?
Ive been tazing him too get him immuned. He will be unstopable.
Just ducktaped my beer to my bike. See you in ten.
I fed him pizza in bed. I'm probably the best one night stand ever.
I have reached the state of intoxication where it is now a requirement to sit while peeing.
One step ahead. Always. Roses are red, violets are blue... I'm gonna fuck you with a rake.
I'm playing a lilo and stitch drinking game
Aloha alcoholism.
Say whatever you bloody well like; you don't know the true meaning of life until you have smoked to a Sade cd.
Going to dump some dried Xanax powder into some Mac and cheese. Can't think of a better way to avoid tasting it.
It's not even 11, i dropped a shot glass, nick is bleeding, and everyone is drunk
I am sorry. I am also on acid.
He said the main reason he fucked me was cause of my storm trooper tattoo. IT ATTRACHES ALL THE HOT NERDS
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