i don't like sucking hair
I un-blacked out around 7am watching J.lo videos on youtube
SO stoned. Sitting in just a thong in front of a fan. NO work for a WEEK! Life is good :)
So theres a slight possibility i may not graduate according to planned because i was out getting laid instead of studying. And im okay with that.
If I could have all the money back from the pregnancy test i've bought- I could buy myself a vacation.
Or a large amount of condoms?!?
It didn't get weird until she took off her underwear, looked down, and said "fill her up!"
shes got that 'its my party i can do meth if i want to' mentality. i like that.
four loko is officially banned. leave it to the kids from a state school to fuck it up for everyone
The yard is growling at me WHAT DID U GIVE ME?
Hah no, But it might feel like water boarding to my soul
the other day i was so high i found pages and pages of pictures of HD hamburgers and patriotic music. bong rips for merica.
By the way, do you realize that you asked me how much you could get for your eggs last night. And once you learned the price said that you had plenty to share.
We were all day drunk by 2pm. Now I know why they hate Americans
I just woke up to a ten minute voicemail of you sobbing about the X-Men. Stop getting drunk and watching Marvel movies.
BUT WOLVERINE IS SO TORMENTED AND JUST WANTS TO BE LOVED
That makes sense.. A good Bj is a trump card in any argument
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