I think someone spiked my drink last night. .. Like all 20 of them.
Is it wrong to want to cut a hole in the Tigger suit so I can molest you while I wear it?
i fell asleep on him beating off on webcam last night, i'm such a great boyfriend.
i'm wearing my white shorts to coax my period out of hiding.
they just tried to tell me they weren't big into drugs. A) it was the 70's. B) I've seen the pictures.
I couldn't function. I was to the point where I was using a bottle cap as a monocle.
Yeah. I don't think I have anything left in me tho. I think I was throwing up tangible memories at one point.
who dressed up as a cop at your party???
idk I have to check. Why?
he gave me the best strip search of my life. FIND HIM.
If I could drive and get you Starbucks I would... But that's probably not a good idea. On account of the drugs.
Just saw a couple chasing each other on lawn mowers. Oh South Knoxville.
Stoned stonnnnnnned on the raaaaange
My roomate had an hour long melt down about her life choices not realizing I was in the middle of having sex... So yea it went pretty horribly.
I lose my morals, my dignity, and my selfie stick :(
I'm actually really happy I can say that my first body shot was out of a gay strippers massively ripped chest
I’m on my way to fuck the new hockey player
Ride him like a Zamboni
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