If it makes you feel any better I'm plucking my mustahce and drinking. Alone.
he was like Britney Spears in bed.. a little chubby and too medicated to perform.
My mom is giving me a "don't tape yourself during sex" talk. It's going to be a long car ride.
I wanna dance tonight. i just wanna grind my ass in some man's dick.
at the gym hungover with vodka in a water bottle. don't say i'm not fulfilling my resolutions
So the weirdest part of it all was he whispered in my ear "can i eat you out on your tredmill?" I dont find him attractive at all anymore
She liked every single Facebook status in her newsfeed and then made her status 'I LIKE U GUYS'
The bathroom is trashed. Someone took down all the rings of the shower curtain and Scott threw up on the curtain liner. All the soap and shampoo is in the guest bedroom and the lightbulbs are in a drawer. And there are vom footprints.
I'll have to explain it to you tonight when i call drunk. It will sound better
Ive decided I'm sending thank you notes to all the bars for graduation.
I'm still tasting pancake mix. I think this may actually be a serious medical problem...
The problem with Wednesday evening drinking is that no gets to my level. It's like like a one man party. But it's a goood party.
those were not strange pants with a really large waist band...it took me 3 days to realize I was wearing someone's sweater as pants
Literally just inhaled three cinnamon rolls. Sara is staring. It was inhuman
I can't decide if I miss drinking or you, they are so closely connected.
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