So guy #2, the dancer, is programmed into my phone under the name H.uy. His number- 11 digits. I should have stopped drinking.
just watched a girl laugh at her own fingers... it's not even noon...
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
I took it to a new level. I'm procrastinating taking my adderall. Hate finals week.
Talk me down man. Writing a paper drunk and about to buy Celine Dion's greatest hits.
Good call on the strip club last night. Everytime i smell some flowery candle or air freshener I get transported back to having my face firmly planted in Riah and Desire's tits.
You're welcome.
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
Drunk at work, covered in Cheetos is no way to go through life.
I found Cheetos.
I will not get drunk on our first date. I will not get drunk on our first date. I will not get drunk on our first date.
this could be the second dad I've smoked weed with
She's relieving herself in the laundry room. I'm really hoping there's a toilet in there...
I've spent my afternoon dipping strawberries in DayQuil if that's any indication of where I'm at in life.
It's 4am & this guy is asleep with his junk still inside me..really rethinking my life
He said that he had extra crunchy taquitos and wanted to go down on me.. I mean how could I say no?
It's okay to masturbate while watching the Comey testimony right?
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