Seriously, stop being so datable w your movie/song prefs
Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
He walked into the party with a case on one shoulder and a boom box on the other of course I fucked him
I don't care. I'm going to fuck John's friend and it's all your fault.
The working title of my paper? "Tailgating: A Big Clusterfuck of Kids Who Dont Actually Give a Shit about Football"
He turned down a handjob. A HANDJOB. I know I'm no Jessica Simpson, but...
Actually, she's fat now, so...
Fuck. I AM Jessica Simpson.
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i loe djcudia fjxos rue.
This morning two of his housemate threw confetti over me, started singing and handed me a make shift trophy out of cereal boxes and beer cans that said 'Harry's Virginity' on it. Fucking brilliant!
He pulled out, and the resulting cumstain on my sheets is in the shape of a fetus. The irony of this is both awesome and terrifying.
Also adulthood=replacing meals with bourbon. And not getting your hair caught in a fan.
its not like i called off work either time for the purpose of tripping, it was more like well, i have nothing to do now today, there is acid and im only human.. but twice
Life update - currently drunk off my ass in the yoga room of SFO at 5:30 in the morning.
oh dont worry mom i am not sick my cough is from a recent increase in recreational drug use
that will happen
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