she didnt even puke last nite, shes finally hit champion status. i think im in love
Dude ! Why is there vomit with whole pieces of sushi in the shower when the toilet is not more than 2 feet away ? btw you need to chew your food better,
apparently the secret to your success is patron
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
btw, i had a dream i drank 260-proof vodka last night. thank god that doesn't exist in real life.
I keep finding coffee grounds in my vagina
seriously who else gets carried home puking from a fucking mary kay party?
At a Jewish lesbian wedding. I stick out like a sore, uncircumcised penis.
she literally hasn't taken the mardi gras beads off in three days. she showered in them. TWICE.
thank you TLC waking up to a water birth on tv really put the cherry on top of my hangover...
I puked in my fridge last night while I was trying to get water
omg I just had an epiphany about why I grew into such a whore....
HAVE YOU EVER NOTICED WHAT THE SPICE GIRLS USED TO WEAR?!? those were my idols, I never stood a chance
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
just saw a kid get pissed on buy a tiger at the zoo. His dad is rofling and the kid is crying. I think I have to go make a new friend
You kept telling everyone that you were as sober as a camel. I have yet to figure out what that means
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