remember when you told me, jokingly, to not get jizz on your shirt that i borrowed last night?
i'm pretty sure you said "blowjob marathon" lastnight
i totally said that
If i have to listen to his problems about his girlfriend, he should at least let me suck his cock.
it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
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I just fell off my chair and knocked over the table. People are staring. That hungover.
I think I used your jacking off shit when I showered. I couldn't see shit, it was all oily. Fuck power outages
I would think I was a stalker too if I wasn't myself
Even jesus won't love me after tonight. I'm going hard.
lit a joint with my parents wedding matches today, this is what happens when you're out of lighter fluid. didnt even feel guilty.
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Throwing up in the car while my mom drives, sister holds the bag & my dad holds my hair. This is how my family bonds.
You lifted he top layer off his birthday cake and made it say 'eat me' in the cookie monster voice so yeah he knew.
I asked what you thought of her and you replied not the biggest I have had
Had a crazy moment last night. Had to get up, run to bathroom, pop 3 Xanax, sit on bathroom floor and rock myself in fetal position. Not my best moment.
Either she's trying to smother me and failing, or she just has a really bad sense of where her tits should go.
i may or may not have triedto pee like a boy and then dipped cheese ino the olive oil
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