yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
I just got hit in the face by an old lady love handle.
She climbed through the window and into my bed. Not even sure who she is. Was thinking she might be a friend of yours?
yeah i didn't know anyone, but i just walked in with a lit sparkler and wearing a budweiser shirt and someone handed me a beer.
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
At one point, the guy you were fucking high-fived with the guy I was fucking. We should hang out with them again?
I haven't gone out since the baby was born. If I don't get arrested, in a fight, or both I'm going to be super pissed.
She didn't need to know her brother was thrown out of a bar for getting head on the dance floor. You're a shit head.
Hahahaaa There's this one girl crying hysterically and wrapped around (i believe) her ex's leg. He's trying to shake her off without spilling his beer. This is fucking priceless.
Somehow those two combined like captain planet and shit went haywire
your were asleep with people making out on top of you. you didn't even look bothered by it.
My mom just said we can't get married in nude body suits to look like earthworms. She's ruining my life.
I can't believe I watched you put a tampon in in the parking garage
The free coupon that printed out with the purchase of my plan b emergency contraception was for allergy meds. I feel like a coupon for condoms would've been more fitting in this situation.
Oh wait. It's for wart remover. Fitting, afterall.
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