so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
may or may not have recieved head in the car before we came in.
First straight guy ever blown in a Prius. Congrats.
I've had enough of this chick, she wanted to cuddle after giving me a handjob. I feel like I'm in junior high
couldnt find a condom. used a surgical glove instead. actually worked and the sex was great. thanks nursing school
I try to help out whenever I can. Speaking of rough nights I woke up half naked on Brady's couch with bloody paper towels duct taped to my foot.
The pride tent is doing free lube tastings. There is also a mechanical bull.
In mid-threesome, need more condoms. Wearing a sheet to the gas station. I'll keep you posted
it is a toga and you are a goddess.
You almost set me on fire last night.
You probably deserved it.
I would ask what did you do but I feel like who did you do is probably more appropriate
We lost you in the mall, but to no surprise we found you waiting in line to sit on santas lap. You said you wanted to ask him for a pound of weed and a subway giftcard for xmas.
We went from zero to drunk tank in 45 minutes.
Got head at the top of a water slide over-looking the valley while wearing a sombrero and drinking a corona. Epic.
There's a whistle here and I just want to play my whistle song on it.
Jenn from HR called him the new office boy toy. I think I need to bathe in bleach.
I don't care if it's 2 inches or 20 I mean dick is dick