yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
I don't even know how sober sex starts anymore
Already tried, she's too smart for that. I need a Primos "Do your wife in the butt" lure/call to trick her into wanting it
needless to say, I hope she has to get an abortion again
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Nothing says "get your life together" better than waking up in a tub full of your own vomit. Twice. In one night.
FUCK YOU CALIFORNIA. YOU DO NOTHING RIGHT. FIRST PROP 8 AND NOW THIS.
It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
remember to ask your mom about the name of her pet duck so we can name the bowl
I fell asleep at the bar. And the bouncer threw a snowball at my face.
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He's stoned as shit, eating breakfast cereal and taking a dump. All while listening to dubstep. We may never understand him.
Uggh answer your phone, you are the only one I know who'll be proud of what I woke up next to this morning .
Is it wrong in Austin to talk to the homeless while I feed a bird my chips??
there is a dorito bag in my car full of my mouth blood
I'm gonna try Jim's breakup remedy this weekend.
Is that the one where you drink 3 cases of beer and rewatch as much WWE RAW as you can find? Or the one where you hookup with fatties on Craigslist?
Currently rolling a blunt in the bathroom of Planned Parenthood