He bought me ice cream and then I gave him a bj
I think that's fair trade off
he's making romantic advances towards me. and he has a pet snake. 2nd part not relevant, but interesting.
Had to use Google translator to be able to tell the cleaning lady not to throw away the condoms we have strategically placed throughout the house.
i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
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i was the DD for the swedish students tonight. Got paid 23 dollars for driving 10 miles. gotta love ignorance and the confusion conversion brings.
I just took a shit in a BP station. It seemed appropriate since they are shtting in our ocean.
No, pictures of your dick will not make me feel better about my grandmother having a brain tumor.
I always enjoy the bewildered gaze as I buy chips, salsa and beer @ 0745.
trust me, you don't know shame until you're in a peacock costume getting CPR by random dudes
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Just trying to get my dicks in a row.
Yeah I remember doing the worm in my moms room. While she's yelling at me and I'm making seagull nooises
the fact that you trapped hornets in a mailing tube to put in his mailbox does not surprise me sadly.
A girl just invited me over for a blowjob and beer. Is this a trap?
She wanted a dick pic so I sent her brett Favres dick pic then she asked why I have pictures of old men's beautiful dicks
I'm like bob the builder except I'm fixing boners.
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