Like worst hickies ever he always gives them like wtf
You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
Hey man sorry I got all grabby
How am I a tease?
Dude you flashed me ur vagina and walked away.
ONLY PART OF IT.
new hobby: convincing random sorority girls around campus that we hooked up last weekend. i'm 2 for 5.
You need to get here now. Before they realize I'm not puerto rican.
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
he turned down sex AND sandwiches. who the hell does that?!
My vagina and my morals are playing tug of war
I hope you realize that its not me making that decision, but rather the combination of my genitals and sexual orientation
She's calming us down by shoving oreos in our mouths
Started my day with puking in a trash can.... Its gonna be a beautiful day
I don't think meeting his drug dealers counts as a relationship landmark.
The sorting hat of life was not kind to you.....
I get so sad when I watch him slowly destroy his life with whiskey and cocaine. Then he bites my neck and I just want to fuck him. I can't help it.
Randomize
