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(818): View more from California

dude, i look like john mccains neck right now

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(702): View more from Nevada

Kareoke will never be a sober sport

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(347): View more from New York

i hope your v-card owns a pair of floaties

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(330): View more from Ohio

You should have seen k-money last night. She was just hanging on to the toilet for half the night. By her fourth trip to puke, she started talking to it and was doing the voices for her and it. She kept saying "...we thank you for your continued business..." haha

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(310): View more from California

This is getting serious. I keep forgetting what's in my vagina.

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(718): View more from New York

Please return the baby Jesus and sheep to the quad

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(636): View more from Missouri

ra ra ra ah ah

(573): View more from Missouri

wtf?

(636): View more from Missouri

sexting lady gaga style

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(612): View more from Minnesota

Dear lord though. So much glitter. It's just a big gay explosion and all of my whore muscles hurt.

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(520): View more from Arizona

I guess you could say the date didn’t go so well since I was drunkenly Snapchatting with my ex by the end of it.

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