What did I say to him last night?
Something along the lines of "your not here, I'm going to fuck sam. call me later babe, this won't take long, love you"
all in all not a bad night
i woke up with socks on this morning
so?
i didnt wear socks last night
Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
i was just outside smoking and i saw a hooker sing "i wish i knew who your daddy was" to her new born baby. someone explain to me why i ever left chicago to go to college...
I just saw Sharon Stone's cootch in high def. I think I'll stay gay.
you kept begging me not to tell anyone you had been a bat in another life
how did the keg end up in the top bunk?
Taking shot for every red box on your worst bracket. I have 30. I might die tonight.
Double vision is so hot when a big dick is in sight. Thank you Bud Light.
And I told him that even though were not together, if he has sex with anyone I would have sex with someone else, video tape it and send it to him.
Showering in not my own throw up is really hittin the spot right now.
She was chasing her shots with beefaroni and I think I fell in love.
Please tell me that I didn't call you to say I was swimming in outter space
I just found a To Do list on the table, written by me last night, that just says "1. Go downstairs. 2. Get Pickles. 3. Laptop"
Awww I'm so proud! Starting friendships before you hook up!
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