i just threw up repeatedly on the entire entire walk down A1A to the pizza place....then on the way back slipped and fell in it
i failed horribly. studying for that final was as pointless as Vinnie is to Jersey Shore
You know your in college when you use the receipt from the liquor store as a bookmark
bars should really give you discounts for bringing your own shot glass
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I feel like a really awesome person when i have to check my roof for things i've lost
I literally recorded a toilet flushing to make it his ringtone to remind me what a piece of shit he is
he told me he didn't know whether he was gonna puke, pass out, or cum. i don't know if i should be flattered or offended.
He's upstairs shouting 'FUCK OFF I'M IN MY MOTHERFUCKING ZEN ZONE' out of the window.
He thinks he's a sex addict. Just. My. Type.
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But yeah, that is officially the new "I just came" picture
I AM EATING BACON AND CHEESE. FUCK THE BULLSHIT.
We had sex with a sexual harassment video playing in the background before his gf got there. I've hit a new low
You have no concept of how high I am, do you?
There is a cooked ham in the washing machine.
Is that your mom climbing in your window dude
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