Is it bad that my booty call's snoring was more interesting than the sex we had last night?
I am SOOO high
tell me about your high
HUGE THUMBTACKS
suddenly, hermaphrodite night sounds like a really bad idea
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
It's amazing how much better one feels once you put something in your vagina.
judging by the cake all over the hall, my neighbors had a pretty successful thursday too.
just to let ya know we might have to take a stripper snowboardin sometime
There are bruises on the top of my foot. The pole won.
Not rlly sure. Might just drink and sleep. Gotta wake up for my last rabies shot lol
I mean, I can get to know him eventually. The time frame doesn't really matter. I'll have sex with him regardless of whether he's interesting or not.
At this point if I didn't go to work hungover I think the whole place would think something is wrong
You just stood up, raised your glass and said, "I'd like to thank the academy" then fell through a glass table. THAT'S why we cut you off.
Oh thank Jesus fuck for my shitty infertile womb. Crisis averted
I'll have to text you later. Trying to have civilized conversations with the boyfriends parents when I'm 100% aware I just blew their son in the bathroom 5 mins ago. Stay tuned.
You know, I think when I have a lot of free time, thats when I pick up odd lovers. Maybe keeping busy is key to not using my vagina
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