I woke up around 30 bottles of beer, with a piece of aluminum foil in my hand, that had "you Win" Wrote in sharpie..
remember last night when you and I took turns yelling THIS IS HUGE in my dogs faces? I love wine night.
not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
i am exhausted. it's been years. we both know his dick is small. the jig is up.
I have vodka an food stamps. At some point today, that will undoubtedly turn into jello shots.
Why not. Its my b-day, you're in town, I'm in town, bars are in town, and alcohol is in town. I don't see anything not good about those things.
Snorting lines of xanex off the back of my grandparents toilet before church. Thinking of u.
Your drinking has interfered with your drinking. I bet you could get a scholarship to a rehab. Thats pro-level
My sister was not impressed when she got here. I was standing in the doorway in my underwear drinking a beer. At 2pm. On a Monday.
You know I think I am ok with him not moving in yet. He came over, fixed my closet, ate me out, and left. I'm now in sweats drinking coke and rum and watching new girl. This works for me.
who says I'm not relevant to the kids today? Just had snapchat sex, blows the roof off aim cyber sex
Laying on my driveway in my pajamas in the sun having my severe hangover cigarette, and the daycare house across the street is having playtime in the yard! I believe I'm currently being what's known as a "bad example!"
Buying a new pipe this morning, and setting up career plans this afternoon. It's called balance
You need to get out of there before he falls in love with you.
Tonight I totally got eaten out in the old school photo booth in the mall. Will send you pics of the photo reel asap
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