Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
I can't believe you let me try to pierce your nipple with a dart last night
So I was blaaazed. & while he was in me all I kept thinking was how bad I'd rather be watching The Office.
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
You ended at least 6 stories with "and that's why I don't snort coke anymore"
Any night you end up on the couch next to the trash can with a bag of white wine on your head is a rough night.
You ad-libbed two DETAILED rounds of price is right, 1 wheel of fortune, and 1 deal or no deal.... by yourself with sound effects and music included
THEY HAVE VIAGRA FLAVORED GELATO
Got laid in my rudolph onesie for the second year in a row. New tradition? Absolutely.
Shit. She's still hooking up with some random in the doorway. How do I get out of here?
Well hurry! Everybody is already at McDonalds.
I'm free! Didnt realize how easy it was to crawl out the window.
I would like to dedicate my cray behavior this week to my uncontrollable hormones and wine. Both have totally Efff'ed with my life.
There are some things you can ever unsee. And walking in on your dad jerking off is one of those things.
i keep replaying things i did last night. and remembering new things. and its a constant cycle of torture
I found one of those wine glass confetti bits in my ass crack.
I will be the DD but everyone has to call me Mistress
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