It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
i have now learned nap means the same thing as sex in college
I don't think I can fit "I'm sorry for ruining Christmas" on one cake. Better make two.
You are the sheppard guiding my vagina away from horrible decisions.
Worst PDA I've ever seen. She even licked the mustard off his mustach
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
Ya these assholes wanted to like sit around and eat cupcakes and watch the notebook. I was like fuck you, I want to go make some people uncomfortable in public.
Mom chose Thanksgiving to tell me the reason I am here is because she was too tired to give my dad a BJ and too drunk to make him pull out.
Guess whose hungry like a hippo: this bitch.
He's way too stoned. I took him to el bra and he's laying on the table, not sure what to do with him
Literally just napped at strip club. Don't know how long
i don't think i have enough personality to make it through this date sober.
I want to ride his face like a jet ski
These rednecks don't fuck around. This party is completely BYOB and we now have 6 kegs, 3 of which have already been emptied.
So I justmade it back home and was greeted to a squirrel in my dorm... Last time I let my friends rent it out for a party.
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