whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
the jolly green giant just puched the pope. halloween is the best.
Just pulled back my covers. Jizz. Jizz everywhere. Hipster jizz everywhere on my only set of sheets.
So update from last night: I made friends with a coke dealer, I tore the card scanner off the wall of my dorm, and I passed out on our bathroom counter with my head in the sink.
Can you think of a sexual word rhyming with snorkel?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Seriously bro? Indoor roman candle wars? I guess I'll never see that fucking security deposit again
An "unreasonable amount of ejaculate" isn't a reason to be angry at me.
I had to give myself a suppository. That was the LEAST fun I've had inserting things in my ass.
Must be why he thought choking was foreplay. Like WTF? No.
I’m gonna stop you right there. The last time you had a “brilliant” idea, I woke up to my kitchen covered in flour and a javelin through my tv.
Dont care about too tired for sex, thank you for leaving your laser pointer. I have now determined both my cats are stupid.
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