four days late. damn you, makeup sex. you win again.
Wow that was a lesbian tornado.
You basically tried to anal probe my passed out friend with a lamp
i have learned 4:30 is too early to start pregamming for the midnight harry potter
Is valentines day the worst or best day to ask for a threesome? I'm weighing some options on this high-risk manoeuvre.
i swear i just dislocated a hip staying still
His dad gives me dirty looks whenever I come over though. I think it's because I eat his food and have sex with his son.
My mom told me to get it out of my system now bc once I hit 30 it's not acceptable to get "white girl wasted".
blue gatorade loses no color upon regurgitation
He was awful. Hubby's was apparently epic. I suck at swinging.
She asked how comfortable I was with her while we were in the shower. She then proceeded to pee in said shower.
If it makes u feel any better my dick feels pretty tender dude
I still judge her for aggressively trying to get coke from my date but pretty cool that she's a black belt
woke up between a girl's legs. make your own conclusion.
I looked into her soul, didn't I?
You eye-fucked her soul.
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