i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
Going to eat lunch. Bunch of people in church clothes, and we are hungover, wearing pajamas, and in real danger of puking on the floor. We're about to destroy the ambience of this joint.
today is the best snowday of my entire life. also its no shirt day.
He told me about his girlfriends trust issues during our post sex spooning
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Just kicked a guy in his penis in order to win a dance contest on Bourbon....desperate.
We should search craigslist for porches to sublet.
We were talking about threesomes when she went to say who she would have as her third. She did not get to finish her sentence because her bf already said my name.My sheer presence destroys relationships.
Right, well, that begs the question of where did you get the whip, why are you using it, and why don't you carry one around more often?
My boyfriend just asked what time I was coming over. As soon as my old BF unchains me. I think he ran away.
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It was a shot marathon. It only ended because we werent drinking in our house apparently we walked into the nieghbors. When they got home thy were soooooo pissed.
sent a snap of my boobs out to my FWB his response was what happened to your other nipple ring.. how do I say it got ripped out by my other FWB last week without sounding like a slut
Why is it that the asexual in our group is the one that gets laid the most often??
Nothing like ripping open the box with your keys on a sat R train and throwing back the morning after pill with some coconut water on my way to work at a fitness studio for free
I just fanned myself with my wet toothbrush to dry my mascara. Wtf
Soooo, hypothetically, how long would roommates have to sleep together before its considered dating...
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