I'm either too drunk or not bisexual anymore
Was just practicing flip cup with my NyQuil cup...
The night was doomed the minute I started taking shots with an apple as a chaser.
I have eleven tally marks and an infinity sign drawn on my wrist in permanent marker. Senior bar crawl stole my liver.
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You know what is really helpful - when the two guys you want to fuck stand next to each other. Stay tuned for who wins
my mom took me to a gay bar and went on and on about all her good times at clubs... i now know where i get it
I have an asthmatic alcoholic for a roommate. That can't be safe.
All I remember is holding on to the elevator asking it politely to stop spinning
My dry heaving is complicating my ability to speak.
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He came, while we were making out fully clothed. I'm going to write a book.
Also I just sneezed literally 12 times in a row so violently...boogers everywhere. Sorry to ruin the sexting. I just felt like you had to know
I just don't remember. It's like I went to bed on July 3rd.. and woke up on the 5th. Nothing.
If I was home I'd be ouija boarding the fuck out of the house, haven't been this high since that day
Specially since he wanted to forget that we even touched, which makes it funnier because I don't think you can take back licking someone's butthole...
We'd like to invite you to our threesome! Lingerie is encouraged and drinks will be provided. Next Friday, roommate night, my bedroom. Hope to see you there!
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