My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
So many bounce houses so little time
he likes to slap my ass alot untill he missed and hit his own balls poor bastard kept on going.
So high I started crying because I was proud of Snoop Dogg for becoming Snoop Lion
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I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
I just found a weed leaf in my leg hair..
I chugged that bitch with a dip in.
You somehow managed to be a man whilst drinking a Mike's Hard. I commend you.
I'M MAKING HIKING PLANS WITH THE GIRL WHO IS DATING MY EX, THAT IS PERSONAL FUCKING GROWTH
Don't call police on the strange man passed out in his car in the driveway. I'll be home around noon to collect him.
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I cried at the bar for 30 minutes because I got my arm stuck in my sweater. I got free drinks for the rest of the night after the bartender helped me.
I'm going to start using the hurricane naming system for my hangovers. Hangover Agatha is a real bitch today.
Usually it's tequila, or vodka. But today was just the devil
Hey I had a great night last night but I don't want to lie to you I'm only 19 and that wasn't my place its was my cousin he's gone for the summer and I was just house sitting and watching his cat I'm sorry
My last Google search was 'can an impotent man have sex'. I don't even want to know what I did with that guy.
I’m not lawful evil! I do evil things because I want to, not because of the law
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