oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
I tried to gradually lead her into my room but she wouldn't stop crying and quoting memoirs of a geisha
there r dinosaurs outside my house i hear them
pretty sure those are just snow plows....go back to bed
you took him to the bathroom with you to pee and told him he had to hold your hand..but he couldn't turn on the lights because you didnt want him to hear you peeing..and still got laid. i wish i had your life.
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So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
You have to come over we all bought drinking hats. Mine has a turtle on it. Side note: somehow someone got their hands on 50 candied apples and we need to eat them...
Daquari drive throughs 24 hours a day. LORD HAVE MERCY
Only you could walk of shame to a childrens pirate themed birthday party
Good news. I heard back from the doctor and I don't have a liver problem.
...yet.
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His water bottle is sitting on my coffee table like a monolith dedicated to the things he is not doing to my vagina.
Know your penis has been the topic of conversation over glasses of wine.
I have no idea what that means but I'm googling things just so I can watch my thumbs move
She throws back shots like they are NO-THING. I swear, she goes through like five straight tequila shots, does a jello shot, chases with half a hot dog, has a rum and coke, and then takes her shirt off and makes an impromptu bandage out of it for fuckin' Tim who cut himself on the flagpole. I'm going to marry her.
Said he wanted to wear me as a loincloth. Not sure if sexual or predatory
So I justmade it back home and was greeted to a squirrel in my dorm... Last time I let my friends rent it out for a party.
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