I've decided through careful research we can out drink any country folk.
just had dinner with my dad's new gf and her daughter.. had to drink a beer to get through it.. she's 19 she has on a disney watch and snowflake earrings
She passed out in my bed last night before anything happened. She felt really bad about that, so she gave me head when we woke up this morning.
I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
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Doing lines of cocaine in the bathroom and the word 'better' do not belong in the same sentence.
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
He broke into my apartment to check his Facebook again, the beer is all gone, and there's a new high score on pac man.
I have mastered the 3 minute room cleaning drill in preparation for the nights possible slam-piece
He shoved his balls through an egg carton and showed us a picture. They were surprisingly egg-like.
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We should totally stay in at new years, have sex and try to time orgasm to the countdown
You are going to come home to a suitcase in the fridge. Just go with it.
I may or may not vaguely recall punching you in the dick but it was a misunderstanding and I forgive you can we have make up sex?
I mean seriously, she can have his dick anytime and im over here salivating like a thirsty bitch.
im having flashbacks to my time in a waffle cult composed of 9 to 14 year olds
Yeah, I'm pretty glad I chose you to have drunken, sloppy birthday sex with.
That's the nicest thing anyone has ever said to me
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