do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
I just made $100 from people paying me not to get naked at the party... I need those P90X dvds
tagging him in all 73 close-ups of your cleavage might have been a little obvious.
I wish there were college classes that were useful to your daily life, like how to pack a proper bowl in pitch black darkness.
He likes Jesus. Game over.
Oooh wait, he just told me he was high.
I think "banned from Amtrak due to excessive projectile vomiting" would sum up the evening quite nicely.
I think I suffocated him while I was riding his face
THE CONDOM ONLY COVERS HALF OF HIS DICK I AM IN THE BATHROOM PANICKING
Come get me...we were walking home and she kept yelling "people need to get run over more!" then she just sat down in the middle of the street saying "it just feels right."
Well I accidentally flashed a 76 year old woman, i'm in a house full of republicans and Im almost drunk enough to give the gay rights speech so i'd say this wedding reception is going great
I'm eating cereal out of a cocktail shaker. That kind of blizzard.
I HAVE A TEST I'M SORRY YOUR UN SUCKED DICK ISN'T MY FIRST CONCERN
I just had a visual of u banging and screaming at him at the same time.
twas supposed to be night one of rebound break but it was night one of get sloppy drunk and dance half naked in an ice shack
No bra. No panties. Makeup from last night. At work right now. I am trash.
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