I miss you. Just wanted to say that before the drugs kicked in so it's legit.
I put my bosses number in my phone as "Do not call," I shouldve known my drunk curiosity would overcome any desire I had to keep my job.
again?
Then he told me he was proud of me for remembering that i blew him that night.. Maybe my drinking is getting out of hand.
dude. this chick is staring at me like i gave her brother herpes.
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I wanna get shitfaced and yell about Tim tebow
I think he was trying to tie my clitoris in a knot with his tongue. So awful.
Ps you missed quite a show. I was for some reason whipping my hair back and forth and head butted the tip jar. It shattered and now I have a circular bruise on my forehead. All the bartenders hit the floor to get all the quarters.
I wish drunk me wasn't so into manscaping. Or at least good at it. Either or really
I woke up and discovered I gave new meaning to the term "pizza pockets" yes it's exactly like it sounds like
we should definitely drink gin again. soon.
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It's ok, it's locked within patented Sealrite technology. That puke is staying fresh
Correction: *I* watched JoJo's Bizarre adventure while he snored asleep on me cock still fully inside me.
His penis is the only thing worth pursuing but all the baggage attached isn't.
I was really surprised he asked for my number the next morning..... and my name.
Damn that sucks I haven't needed pants the whole time i've been here
then he said the sex was mediocre and that it was because of me. and that we could try again tomorrow.
it was 100% mediocre because of him, and we will 100% not be trying again tomorrow.
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