he's going on about how he's going to treat me right and wants to let himself be in love with me and spend a lot of time together. kids these days. like its not about sex anymore. i'm confused.
You keep asking me questions like I have this magical thing called a memory
you blew your rape whistle in his face every time he got near a girl till he left the party...
If i pass out for a while at graduation, please atleast TRY to wake me?
I mean besides the fact someone got stabbed, I still had a pretty good night.
Almost made out with Amanda but I told her "I'm in a committed fake lesbian relationship with Laura. I can't."
I wish a box of wine came w a hose. It'd be so much easier to drink from.
in case you were wondering, even a BJ under a blanket on the back of a bus only lifts a 14-hour bus ride to borderline tolerable.
Some random at the bar just whispered in my ear that he wants to eat me out while on bath salts....
Please tell me last night did not happen and there is another reason why my phone smells like ranch sauce ahahah
The magician guy on probation is here at the bar. I'm gonna get him to show me a trick
I have 2 bottles of wine, a sharpie, and a panda mask and don't have to wake up early. Can u do the math on this?
The fact that a spice girls song is stuck in my head is a great sign that my decisions aren't the right ones at the moment...
SOOOOOO I just attempted to go to the gym, hungover. Ended up throwing up in the bathroom. I hope people think I'm just working out really hard
I would cock slap so many things if I had a cock.
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