Dude I could put my dick between the gap in her teeth.. This is the last time we are hanging out with Kentucky girls
Yea idk it was like early in the morning and you were walking around with no shoes carrying a printer
I miss college girls! You know how depressing it is to fuck 30 year olds? That's what failure feels like
No teenage boy ever gets scared away from sex unless she is slipping a wedding ring on your finger or is killing your cat. I promise.
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I dont know but I had two different hospital bands and half a pie when i woke up.
I told my doctor about us having twin chlamydia
I'm starting a point system. For every 2 beer runs i do for u slackers i get a free bottle of Barefoot.
I am sufficiently unimpressed with the options available to my freshly shaved self tonight.
The condition was that I had to eat her out to Beethoven
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I hung my underwear from the tree in his front yard. Consider my territory marked.
I'm going to sleep with this bank teller and I'm going to enjoy it, just try and stop me
It would be magical, all 2 min of it.
What, so now you are his nutritionist and his fuck buddy?
Was it your intent last night to burn the house down? With a waffle..
We stole a Christmas tree from the student center and then decorated it with everything we stole from parties... All I have to say is Feliz Navidad!
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