i just walked with a girl who was carrying a chair down the street. apparently she got mad at the bartender and took the bar stool when she left.
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
This is the LAST time i'm accepting the excuse "tequila made me do it". Even tequila thinks buying all of nickelback's itunes singles is fucking retarded
Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
Does the whole "it was New Years" excuse apply this year?
he handed me my panties in front of my date. turns out he wasn't that mad.
I think being an adult is being able to say no to free shots...I need to work on that.
White grape blunt wraps are like the equivalent of a glass of wine in a tux.
I just told a kid I was in a wheelchair because Santa shot me due to me being on the naughty list. You should have seen this little bastards face
I wonder if the fact that I'm listening to the theme from lion king gives my neighbors the impression that im tripping faceeeee
So I just sneezed blood everywhere. On the upside. After yesterday I feel way more confident AND I give even less of a fuck.
I'm so annoyed. We're about to buy groceries for the week and at this point I'm hoping to sustain myself on pure alcohol.
I just ate apple sauce in my underwear. This isn't 30. This is 3.
He's got a british accent, a tounge ring, and he's wearing an eye patch... Of corse I'm fucking him
Flirting with/getting ready to possibly sleep with a married HS classmate and getting added to a bible study group chat within minutes of each other. #Balance
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